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• Citrus Peach: Our Citrus Peach scent smells of fresh apples and oranges combined with green tea, jasmine, rose, and musk for a delightful scent. We take pride in using only the highest quality fragrances infused with essential oils to create beautiful scents.
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• Made in the USA: All of our candles are hand-poured with care in small batches at our studio in Minnetonka, Minnesota. We take great pride in providing you with high-quality candles that are made with love and attention to detail. All of our candles come carefully packaged in our custom designed kraft gift box. You won't have to worry about wrapping it yourself, as it's already done for you and ready to gift!
• 100% Soy Wax: We use premium grade 100% soy wax made from soy beans farmed in the USA. Soy wax has a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Our Cotton wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy our fragrant candles longer!
• 50-60 hour burn time: It's not just a candle jar, our reusable 13.5oz glass jar makes a great drinking glass! Once you finish burning your candle, simply wash out the glass with soap and water and reuse it for your favorite drinks. It's a great way to reduce waste and get more use out of your candle jar.